I need to beef up my tolerance for going out.

Even though everything shuts down at 1am in New Haven, my mind says, "This sucks! The night is still young!" but my body says, "Heiffer, take your ass home and get in the bed!"

No, we aren't ( Read more... )

Today I made Sweet Potato Chowder with Andouille Sausage ( Read more... )

I bought some Mucinex to help expunge the mucus from my latest cold (yep, sick again) so that I could breathe ( Read more... )

Uggh.

Just ate some stuffed peppers.

So delicious.....so much pain.

Tastes like....burning.

I need a personal electric fence to shock me everytime I get ready to eat tomato products-- they are my kryptonite!!

Note to self:

Joking about the hooptifiedness of your vehicle, is really just an invitation for that shit to breakdown.

Word to the wise.

I'm all over the whole reusable bag thing at the grocery store.

In addition to getting a discount on my groceries, it feels good to be helping the world in my own little way.

What makes you happy?

(Feel free to list as many things as you'd like.)

For the folks who can make you feel like an awkward adolescent all over again, still struggling to fit in, and then make you feel like you could dive off the top of the Empire State Building, take in the universe and never hit the ground.

Family, I'm thankful for you.

Today, I received an impromptu marriage proposal from a random dude on the street, who praised God that he had finally found the woman of his dreams.

It's amazing what an open coat and a case of frozen nipples will do.